You know those horrifically cringey "Liberal Tears" or "Male Tears" mugs?  Well this is like those, but better!  Because truly if anyone's tears must be drunk, it is those who dare to be historically inaccurate?  I mean can you imagine a worse crime than that??

 

And with this 20ox insulated bottle, you can carry TWICE as many farb tears as before, and keep them nice and cool besides!  You can even carry it as a little backup water supply at reenactments...because I mean hey, if they had it, they woulda' used it...right?

 

From Printify:

"Reduce single-use plastic with this eco-friendly insulated water bottle that is easy to clean and durable. Featuring a stainless steel spill-proof screw-on cap, this premium double wall insulated stainless steel bottle keeps your drinks either hot or cold. Keep it moving with a premium on-the-go water bottle that’s perfect for staying hydrated and stylish.

.: Lightweight stainless steel
.: 20 oz (0.59 l)
.: Double insulated
.: Screw-on stainless steel top and silicone seal"

"Farb Tears" 20oz Insulated Bottle

SKU: 47581665839425260927
$25.00Price